Word Play Jokes

Long Time Ago

The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex. "Oh..." he mused, "It was 1945." "Isn't that a long time to go without sex?" the doctor asked. "I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13."

Categories: Military Jokes , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Healthy Bunny

Q: How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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Little Johnny's Alphabet

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet, having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They get to "W", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anything dirty with a "W" so she calls on him. "Womb!", Little Johnny says. "That's a good word, Johnny", teacher says. "Is that as in, where babies come from?" she asks. "No," says Johnny, "that's the sound elephants make when they're screwing, you know, 'Womb! Womb! Womb!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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