Word Play Jokes

Saddam And Fred

Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

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Boot To Ear

Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!

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Royal Greetings?

Q: What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton?
A: You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

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