Word Play Jokes

Insanity Defense

Q: How did the train conductor use the insanity defense when she was accused of murder?
A: She claimed she had locomotives.

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Intelligent Good Looking Man

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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Doe Tricks

Q: What did the doe say when she ran out of the woods?
A: I won't do THAT for two bucks ever again!!
 

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