Word Play Jokes

Red Tomato

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

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Submitted BY: Yusuf

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

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Little Johnny and Geometry

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

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