Word Play Jokes

Virginia Pipeline

Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first one opted for Cindy Crawford. The next one chose Pamela Anderson. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline. "Never heard of her," his companions protested, "Who is she?"
"Why she's just the greatest Italian gal of all, making the headlines in the newspaper," replied the third man. "See, here it is on page one: FIVE DIE LAYING VIRGINIA PIPELINE"

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Pant Trouble

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncles.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Snakes And Bushes

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes
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