Word Play Jokes

Audi CEO

Q: What nickname was given to Markus Duesmann, Audi's CEO?
A: Lord of the Rings.

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Geography Class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

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Angry Spider

Q: What does a spider do when he gets angry?
A: He goes up the wall!

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