Word Play Jokes

Spiders Like Tops

Q: Why are Spiders Like Tops?
A: They are always spinning!

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Anonymous

For the Pigs

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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The Painter

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: "One more crack and I'll plaster you!"

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Anonymous