Word Play Jokes

Bill Gates Hard Drive

Q: Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?
A: He's renaming it MICROHARD.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Silly Superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Anything You Want

There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer. Up walks a so called "lady of the night". She says, "For $300.00, I'll do anything you want." Our fine lad thinks for a moment then says: "Ok. Paint my house, bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes
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