Word Play Jokes

Santa's Helpers

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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Wedding Announcement

An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced..."It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"

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