Rolling

I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire.
Those were the Good Years.

Boob Itch

A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!"
His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me."

Clinton's Son

Q: What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?
A: Monica swallowed him!