Embarrassing Joke

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed zebra!

Senior CCW

I'm a senior citizen and just got my concealed carry permit. I went to Cabela's to purchase a Glock 43 because it was just the right size and weight for me to carry.  When I was ready to pay, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."  Pissed off that Bloomberg's gun control wacko's had gone too far, I did as she had instructed.  When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the chip card reader.  I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 They need to make their instructions for seniors a little clearer.

An African Lion

Q: What's the difference between an African lion and OJ Simpson?
A: An African lion is an African lion, OJ Simpson is a lyin African!