Word Play Jokes

Satan And Lawyer

Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A: Twins!

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Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.

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Crushed Nuts?

An older man hobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking, since he is hunched over. He goes up to the counter and says, "Banana Split, please." The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?" The old man says, "No, Arthritis!"

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