Word Play Jokes

Vampire Date

Vampire 1: "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?"
Vampire 2: "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

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Joggers

A nude jogger was running past two old women. One had a stroke, the other missed!

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Salt Water -Riddles

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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