Word Play Jokes

Spectacles Club

At the annual meeting of Spectacles Club, we honor those no longer with us by raising our glasses

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Message to Thief

Message to whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. 
I will find you.
You have my Word!

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Waking Grumpy

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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