Word Play Jokes

Fish Eyes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.

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Submitted BY: BradWerner5

Polack And Mongoloid

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polack with a Mongoloid?
A: A Polaroid One-Step.

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Mike Tyson's Beer

Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer?
A: It's called Nick-A-Lobe.

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