Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Anthem

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!

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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!

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