Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Anthem

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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Elevator V Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

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