Word Play Jokes

Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Anonymous

Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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Wife Gone

Q: Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A: He took her for granite.

Anonymous