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Coke with Charlie
Q: How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted?
A: Enough to kill two and a half men.
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Submitted BY: yseidy
Drug Dog
I got pulled over by a police officer and his dog sniffs for drugs. He comes over and says to me, "My dog says you have weed in the car." I responded, "Well I don't know about that, but I want whatever's got you talking to the dog!"
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Anonymous
Eight Mile Run
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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Anonymous
