Coke with Charlie
Q: How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted?
A: Enough to kill two and a half men.
Q: Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?
A: A rehab center.
Whitney Houston Ending on a High Note
After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note... or did she? The tox report is still pending.