Word Play Jokes

A Woman and an Airplane

Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.

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Four Eyes

Q: What has 4 eyes and cannot see?
A: Mississippi.

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Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.

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