Word Play Jokes

Heavenly Fish

Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?
A: Angelfish!

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Job Interview

I went for a job interview and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible."

Anonymous

Z Girl

Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?
A: Feyonce !

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