Word Play Jokes

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

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Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!

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Blacks and Christmas Trees?

Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.

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