Yo Mama - Ocean Breeze

Yo mama so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

Chips And Dip

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.

Santa's Reindeer

Q: How many reindeer does Santa have?
A: 11 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, Olive (all of the other reindeer) and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him)