Word Play Jokes

Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Herding Sheep

There's an Australian tale about a sheep-herder who used his motorcycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Glowing Ring of Power

Q: In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?
A: Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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