Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas.