Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Loser's Costume

I'm dressing like a Dodger this Halloween; I'm going as a loser!

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Skeleton Quits Football

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

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Witches Don't Have Babies

Q: Why don't witches have babies?
A: Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!

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Submitted BY: JustineFonseca