Hip Hop Blues

It was a bit embarrassing standing in front of a large crowd with my sticky tape and gift paper
I thought I'd been challenged to a wrap battle

Ghost Train Times

Q: Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
A: Because they only run a skeleton service!

Witch's Favorite Music

Q: What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
A: Hag-time!