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Telephone Marriage
Q: How did the telephones get married?
A: In a double ring ceremony!
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Reptile Time
Q: What kind of reptile tells time?
A: A clock-odile.
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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, you say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for supper?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What would you do if you saw a hot chick walking down the street?
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