Word Play Jokes

Dyslexic Engineer

Q: Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?
A: Because he didn't understand psychics.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes)
Anonymous

Church Sunday

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church." "How's that?" asked his friend. "It's easy," he said. "Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Programmer's Wife

A programmers wife asks him to run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.
He returns with 12 loaves of bread.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes)
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