Word Play Jokes

Vampire and Acting

Q: Why did the vampire take up acting?
A: It was in his blood!

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Playing Bingo

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Finish The Job

An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn't know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, "All he could say was, 'I'm coming! I'm coming!' and he never finished the job."

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