Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Pencil

Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!

Anonymous

Histerectograms

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who made a career change and became an surgeon specializing in Ob/Gyn?
A: His specialty was histerectograms.

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Anonymous

Snake Eyes

Q: What snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield vipers.

Anonymous