No Repeat

My last customer wasn't happy with her massage
Think I rubbed her up the wrong way

Blonde At UN

Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"

Bride and Broom

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk." The groom broom says, "How can that be possible? We haven't even swept together!"