Word Play Jokes

Doc Quack

I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.

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Clinton's Saxophone

Q: Why did President Clinton quit playing the saxophone?
A: To play his WhoreMonica

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Anonymous

Have You Ever Seen

Q: Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?
A: Just look at your drivers license!

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Anonymous