Word Play Jokes

Clothed Hairy Beast

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

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I'm A Wheelbarrow

Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

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Perfect Pitch

Q: How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A: He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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