Word Play Jokes

Redneck Taking Out the Trash

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

Anonymous

Masturbate

Q: What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?
A: "I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

Anonymous

Proofreader

Q: Who proof read Hitler's speeches?
A: Grammar Nazi

Anonymous