Word Play Jokes

E.T. Phone Home

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Hemophiliac and Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they're done.

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Rebel Booty Call

You may be a square, baby, but you're round in all the right places...

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