Hostile Happy Hour

Q: What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
A: He got bombed.

No Strings Attached

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is a misprint; she finds a clerk and asks if this can possibly be the correct price. The clerk replies, "Yes it is the correct price. For one week only, you can purchase five boxes of tampons for one dollar, no strings attached."

Redneck Relations

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.