Word Play Jokes

Cowboy Tricks

I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso
I shit you knot.

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Ghost Ship

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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Phonetic Confusion

"Information? I need the number of the Causeway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor..."

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