Word Play Jokes

Happy Song

Bill: Did you here that happy is the worlds number one song?
Bob: Pharrell?

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Mexican Sheep

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

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Fast Ball

Q: Why can't a ball catch a cold?
A: Because it flu by too quick.

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