Word Play Jokes

Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

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Confused Bee

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!

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Disneyland Survey

A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland produced some strange results. Mickey Mouse likes Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi. Donald Duck likes Dr. Pepper, while Daisy prefers Root Beer. Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy. But Snow White adores 7UP.

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