Word Play Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph V

Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

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Alien Pass

Q: Why don't aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Submitted BY: ferrari

Always Late

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

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