Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Pushed Around

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."

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Titanic iPhone

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero.

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Anonymous

Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

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