Word Play Jokes

Elton John - Salad

Q: Why does Elton John only eat one type of salad?
A: He's a rocket man.

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Donkeys Journey

Q: Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
A: The Wiseass.

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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd 

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