Nasty Deer

Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: RUDEolph.

Retired Professors' Vacation

Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."

No Legs, Chuck

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refrigerator?
A: CHUCK.