Word Play Jokes

Wavy Blonde

Q: Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?
A: Because a blonde drowned in it.

Anonymous

Mexican Benzos

Q: Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
A: For Hispanic attacks.

Anonymous

Operation

Took a girl out on a date. It went really well, we had a lot in common, especially our love of TV medical dramas.
So for our next date I'm taking her to the theater

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