Weather Jokes

Knock Knock - Jilly

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jilly!
Jilly who!
Jilly out here, so let me in!

Anonymous

Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Anonymous

Windy Women

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.

Anonymous