Texas Energy

Q: What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A: A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
 

George Washington's Surprise

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I now have the plans!"

Where the Winds Blow

Q: Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A: Kentucky sucks.