People in a Honda
Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda?
A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down, and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away. The policeman says, "License, registration, and proof of insurance please." "Before I give it to you, tell me what the hell you stopped me for, man," responds the driver. The policeman says, "Watch your tone sir, you ran the stop sign back there!" "Man, I slowed down, what the hell is the difference!?!" responds the driver. The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders. "Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!?!"
Snakes Solves Problems
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain. Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea. I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades and they worked just fine. What! You've never heard of . . . wind chilled vipers?
Ran Out of Gas
While driving down the road a man ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a Bee flew in his window. The Bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" " I'm out of gas," replied the man. The Bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. " Try it now," exclaimed the Bee! The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. " Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you do?" " Ahhh, it was easy," said the Bee. We just filled it up with "BP "
Go Up in Reverse
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.