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Tesla Aroma

Q: Do you know why Tesla's don't have that new car smell?

A: They decided to ship them with Elon's Musk

Siamese Twins in England

Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

A: So the other one could drive.

Blonde Driving

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared. "What's going on here, ma'am?" "Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed. "Ma'am. That's your air freshener."

Bad Driving Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A: A road hag!

The Blonde Driver

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener!"