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Driving In Fog

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car!

Driving Through Fog

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your steering wheel.

Speeding on a Rainy Day

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

Tesla Aroma

Q: Do you know why Tesla's don't have that new car smell?

A: They decided to ship them with Elon's Musk

Bad Driving Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A: A road hag!