Terrorist Jokes - Saddam Jokes

Saddam Hussien and General Custer

Q: What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?
A: They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

Anonymous

Saddam and Miss Muffet

Q: What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Way!

Anonymous

Saddam's Bounty

Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty on his head?
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: It's not surprising, I mean, he's had a twix over his lips for years now!

Anonymous