Terrorist Jokes - Saddam Jokes

Sadam Look-Alikes

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news. The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs. One of the look-alikes asked "What's the bad news?" The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

George Bush and Saddam Hussein

Q: What's the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?
A: It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Riddles
Anonymous

Bush Coded from Saddam

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA. The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton. He suggested turning the message upside down ...

Categories: Political Jokes , Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous