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Hawaii Malfunction

Everyone in Hawaii is still mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.

Hawaii IS the early warning system.

Two Arabs

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his phone and starts looking at pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. And here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"

The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Distinguishing an Arab from a Terrorist

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?

A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:

1: Bin Sleepin

2: Bin Drinkin

3: Bin Fightin

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood. Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available.