Terrorist Jokes

Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:
1: Bin Sleepin
2: Bin Drinkin
3: Bin Fightin
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood. Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available. 

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Next Stop

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
A: Everywhere

Categories: Riddles , Terrorist Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
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