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Hawaii Malfunction

Everyone in Hawaii is still mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.

Hawaii IS the early warning system.

Area 51

After thousands of people threatened to march into Area 51 the U.S. Air Force made a public statement.

They said, "There is bad news and good news."

First the bad news. The aliens have landed on earth and are being held by the government.

Now the good news. They eat Terrorists and piss gasoline.

Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Next Stop

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

A: Everywhere

NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:

1: Bin Sleepin

2: Bin Drinkin

3: Bin Fightin

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood. Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available.