NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:
1: Bin Sleepin
2: Bin Drinkin
3: Bin Fightin
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood. Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available.
Distinguishing an Arab from a Terrorist
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!
Dress to Kill
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
Q: Why aren't there any Walmart's in Afghanistan?
A: Because there are too many Targets.