Terrorist Jokes

Osama's Favorite Movie

Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?
A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Osama Bin Laden Jokes) , Riddles , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Terrorist iPhone

Q: How do you blow up a terrorist iPhone?
A: Put it into airplane mode.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes)
Anonymous

Gunpoint

A terrorist was holding a dad at gunpoint:
Terrorist: "Say your last words!"
Dad: "Your last words!"
Terrorist: "What? ugh, you Americans. Be serious!"
Dad: "Okay, I'll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?"
Terrorist: "Stop. Why isn't this scaring your?"
Dad: "Nothing really scares me anymore; not since I saw that monster henway."
Terrorist: "What's a 'henway'"?
Dad: "About a pound and a half."
Terrorist: "Stop! I'm serious!"
Dad: "Hi Sirius! I'm Dad!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes
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